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My Dinner With . . . Turkey Sandwiches

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APRIL MAY SEEM like a strange time to be talking turkey. The all-American bird shows up at the holidays and seems to hide away the rest of year. At my place, though,  turkeys are still roasting, or at least turkey breast, all year-round. One of my tricks when I know there’s a crazy week ahead is to roast a turkey breast, in the oven or on the grill. For the next few days, I know we can make a dinner of turkey sandwiches—and of course turkey sandwiches are kind of the best part of the day after Thanksgiving anyway.

Yes, you can buy sliced turkey at the supermarket, and turkey sandwiches are so ubiquitous it would be hard to find a deli case without one, but few compare to a sandwich made from freshly roasted turkey. Consider:

  • At home, you can cut thick slices of turkey for your sandwiches. You can heat the slices, place them on a bun bottom, spoon on sautéed mushrooms and finish by adding a slice of swiss cheese and running it under the broiler to melt. Finish with the bun top and you have a turkey melt worth coming home to eat.
  • Or maybe you like an old-fashioned open-face turkey sandwich? They used to be so easy to find at the neighborhood diner, but those diners are mostly gone now. Whip up a quick gravy with some chicken broth, lay your heated slices of turkey on some grilled or toasted country bread and pour the gravy on. It’s even better than what the diner used to serve.
  • Like your sandwiches cold? How about sliced turkey on whole-grain bread with sliced avocado and bacon?
  • Looking to make a completely modern tea sandwich? Make mini corn muffins, slice them in half, top with a small piece of the turkey breast and a small spoonful of orange marmalade.
  • Still have turkey on your hands? Turn the leftovers into an herbed turkey salad with a dressing made from yogurt, mayonnaise, a little mustard and chopped fresh herbs. Stuff this inside a pita and you’re set.

This is all thanks to the turkey breast you roasted on Sunday. You can roast in the oven—most breasts come with instructions—or roast in an aluminum-foil pan on the grill over indirect heat. However you roast the bird, you’ll know that for the hectic days to come, dinner’s only a few steps away.

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

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Green Acre # 99: Stolen Spring

Above and on the front, branches of Korean spice viburnum smell as great as they look, / Photos by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

DAMN RIGHT I stole these branches.

What is this tree, I mumbled to no one, although My Prince was right beside me. I knew he wouldn’t know.

I don’t know, he said. This is just what I said he’d say. Show him a flower, any flower,  and he’ll ask, Is this a rose? Useless. Unless I need a hole dug—he’s excellent for that.

The scent, I said, waggling a branch in his face. Smell this!

Nice, he said rather warily, as if I’d pointed his slender Irish proboscis into a cluster of bees, not innocent white blossoms. Why doesn’t he trust me?

Nice is an understatement if ever I’ve heard one. The flowers on this small tree, maybe seven feet tall and so prettily shaped, were as intoxicatingly sweet as anything I’d ever sniffed.

The house where the tree stands is empty. It will soon be on the market. My Prince was asked by the long-distance owners to remove this and that to make way for painters and stagers.

I was there for the purpose of scavenging (there were numerous pots and planters and such being discarded), and I considered nipping these branches to be part of the tidying.

Posting a close-up of a flower online, it was Baby who surprised me with the tree’s name. There’s an app for that, it appears. PictureThis Plant Identifier has you upload a photo to your phone, fidget a bit, and it is miraculously identified.

She said it’s a Korean Spice Viburnum which, on looking it up, appears to be a plant of some perfection for my dry (because I often neglect to water), shady (because it’s a jungle) back garden.

At seven feet, the tree I cadged the flowers from is fully grown. According to the commercial grower Monrovia, which supplies many local garden centers, there’s “so much to love about this old-fashioned shrub, from spicy-scented blooms in spring and berries and colorful foliage in fall. Once established, it thrives with little supplemental water . . . Plant [along a shady wall] near windows, patios and living areas to enjoy the fragrance.

They call it a shrub, but it sure looks like a small tree since it branches several feet up from a solid main stem, though perhaps it was trained that way.

I must have one.

As for the purloined branches, it is rare, at this time of year, that I have to resort to stealing (or god forbid buying from a florist) flowering stems. It forever amazes me that walking down the street can offer such bounty—so many people clip and prune and discard budded branches of magnolia, dogwood and cherry when they can be stuffed into vases, taken inside and enjoyed sometimes weeks before they bloom outdoors.

It’s even more sinful when flower-laden branches lie in sad heaps along the sidewalks.  

I always allow a lower branch of my Kwanzan cherry to grow out, snipping it each spring when the buds grow fat and it’s a few weeks from full-flowering—like now. Place the stems in a warm room for a couple of days and they will burst open, giving a delightful preview of the coming pink-petaled storm.

As the flowers fade from whatever it is you pruned or scavenged, the sweet new leaves will probably emerge, giving you a little indoor tree. The yellow flowers on the long branches of forsythia I clipped weeks ago, and set as an explosion of color on the dining table, are just now turning green.

The Korean spice branches are in a broken pedestal, which gives just the right touch of ruin to the top of the living-room radiator, though it leaks like a sieve.

(Tip ahead! If you have a vessel with an opening that you think would be nice for flowers but doesn’t hold water, trim a plastic bottle to size and shove it in the hole. I’ve found that the particularly narrow 33.8-ounce bottles of Refreshe Electrolyte Water from Harris Teeter work beautifully.) The water tastes disgusting, but My Prince will drink (or eat) anything. His mother taught him not to waste.*

He’s such a handy person to have around.

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

*Remind me to tell you the story of the Safeway graham crackers he once bought, two for one as I recall. Feh.  

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My Spring Entertaining With . . . Quiche

Party-ready mini-quiche above, family-dinner maxi-quiche on the front. / Photos by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

PITY THE POOR quiche. Maligned as a ladies-who-lunch food. Bastardized in supermarket refrigerator cases. Miniaturized as frozen party fare. One look at the ingredient labels would leave anyone familiar with the original recipe at a loss. The original is a quick mix of cream, milk and eggs baked in a butter-rich crust. And in our back-to-real-food world, I am calling for a return to the original for all the right reasons.

Quiche is always a favorite. Many moons ago, when I was cooking the “family” meal (meaning the staff meal) at the restaurant where I was an intern, I made quiche. Line cooks came over and grabbed whole ones for themselves. The reception at parties is the same as the one I got at that lunch, especially if I make a bite-size version. In my house, quiche is a favorite emergency meal. (But don’t tell my family it was an emergency choice: They think I’m treating them.)

There’s a basic formula for quiche: ½ cup cream and/or milk to 1 egg. My standard for filling one quiche is 3 eggs, ¾ cup of whole milk and ¾ cup of heavy cream. I always season with nutmeg, salt and freshly ground pepper. From there I keep the add-ins simple. Diced ham, crumbled cooked bacon, browned mushrooms and caramelized onions are classic, but choose only one or two in each quiche. Treating the quiche like a destination for everything in the refrigerator is how the thing got ruined to begin with. Whichever add-ins I choose, I like to put 1 cup grated gruyère or Swiss cheese on top of them. Then I pour on my egg-cream-milk custard. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes in a 375- degree oven. Be careful to bake just until the custard is set and lightly browned. Over-baking can cause the custard to water out, and soggy quiche is a downer.

As for the crust, I make an all-butter crust, sometimes using an egg in place of the most of the water. It makes a firmer crust. Lately, I’ve been prebaking my crust for 15 to 20 minutes so I don’t have to worry about whether the custard is done before the crust is cooked through. Pie pans, tart pans and cake pans all work just fine. If you want to present the whole quiche, use a pan with a removable bottom so you can easily get the quiche out onto a serving platter.

My current obsession is making mini-quiches. The frozen kind are so bad that making your own is well worth it. Line mini tart or muffin pans with rounds of the all-butter pie crust. Add your fillings and just enough custard to cover. Bake on the lowest rack of your oven for 15 to 18 minutes and you have some pretty delicious party food.

Perhaps best of all, you can make quiche a day ahead of your event so you’ll be relaxed on the day of. Yes, quiche is always at its very best on the day it’s made, but it heats beautifully.

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

LittleBird “Stephanie Cooks” shares dinner and entertaining ideas every Monday.

Green Acre #98: Magnificent Magnolias, Clever Crabapples

TIME WAS, a flotilla of ballerinas danced down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol—magnolias they were,  flamboyant and graceful and laden with the palest pink petals for a few days or weeks, depending on the weather.  

Crapapple trees now flourish where magnolias once ruled, on an avenue leading to the US Capitol. / Photo by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

There are still plenty of gorgeous magnolias around the Capitol Hill neighborhood, and each is a splendid sight, with canopies of pink spreading over the brick sidewalks. But 25 years ago there was block after block of these beauties, maybe eight on each side of every median strip, stretching out 14 blocks or so from the Capitol.

And then, one day, when the trees were at their absolute peak, they went down.

Boom, boom, boom, they fell, and the screams of the neighbors were tragic to hear. People spilled into the streets grabbing at the men hacking as the neighborhood treasures dropped to the ground, petals crushed beneath work boots. It was a massacre.

I was working across the street from one long block of trees, gazing out the window and cringing, even though I had been warned that this was to happen. Running the local business association, I was privy to such news—and attempted to keep people informed, though they rarely listened, never mind read my dispatches, which is neither here nor there.

So most of the neighborhood was unaware that the trees were dying. With no watering system, the Metro, which runs under the median strip for many blocks, had so baked the earth that the trees were being frizzled from the roots (that’s a technical term).  

Skittering downstairs, I gathered armloads of branches, sticking them in whatever containers came to hand—pencil cups, trash cans, coffee pot. . . .  The office, and later my house, were filled with them, an extraordinary mortuary of flowers. Heavenly melancholy it was.

New trees were planned, I knew, a variety of crabapple that was extremely drought resistant, and while a flowering sort, it did not set fruit, which would have been a horror of another sort.

The business community was charged with the watering: No sprinklers were being installed. That was the deal. The city would plant if we tended. Oh yes, of course, we swore up and down, looking innocent as pie but without any idea how this would be accomplished. There was no Business Improvement District in those days, able to pick up the tab, just the contributions of shopkeepers. Watering cans was a thought.  

Somehow, the crabapples survived, and are now fully grown. Flowering each April, and again (less vociferously) in the fall, they frame the Capitol dome at the end of the long corridor and are a sight to rival the Tidal Basin cherry blossoms.

Consider visiting this weekend—the buds are about to pop.* Go early in the morning when the dew is still sparkling on the grassy strip between the rows. Get in there, between the trees, and say hello to the dandelions that dot the path. Walk slowly—the city noise is muffled and the traffic disappears from view, your face is in a billow of white flowers, and your mind wanders years from here.   

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

*If you need an additional incentive to visit, browse the crafts at Eastern Market and line up for dinner at around 3 pm at Roses Luxury (they take no reservations and the lines are an event of their own).

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” explores her leafy corner of Washington DC every Thursday.

 

My Dinner With . . . Primavera

Pasta Salad Primavera. / Photo on the front and above by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

I’VE BEEN DEVELOPING and testing recipes for more than 20 years, cooking the dishes at home the whole time. That’s a whole lot of food. Food my family wasn’t always home to eat or wasn’t suited for them. The beneficiaries of this food glut have been my neighbors Cliff and Sandy. While my family approached food photography and testing days with dread, because I was concentrating on cooking for the camera or the recipe rather than for them, Cliff and Sandy were always filled with anticipation. And of the hundreds of dishes I’ve carried across the street, one of their top 10 favorites was easily my Black and White Bean Primavera Salad.  

Primavera is a great food word—as an adjective describing food, it means with vegetables in a spring-like way. In reality, spring is slow to deliver any locally grown vegetables, but you get the idea. Lightly cooked vegetables, with or without herbs, are combined with pasta, rice, beans, etc., to make dishes that have the feeling of spring. At the chilly beginning of spring, this may mean a pasta primavera finished with cream and Parmesan cheese. Later, a light pasta salad with a simple dressing of chopped herbs, vinegar and olive oil. Or Cliff and Sandy’s fave, a bean salad. The same ingredients could just as easily become a primavera pilaf or a potato salad primavera.

Whatever the exact dish, in my kitchen, primavera includes a variety of vegetables, some combination of sweet onions, carrots, celery, asparagus, broccoli, peas, zucchini, baby spinach and sweet peppers. I don’t usually have them all on hand at the same time so the combos differ and my primavera is sometimes a clean-out-the-vegetable-drawer dish. Herbs are a wonderful addition; especially when you are keeping the dressings light, they bring a ton of flavor without much fuss.

The methodology for all the variations is the same. Dice, slice or julienne the vegetables and cook everything until just tender, even a little bit on the crunchy side. Combine with the other elements of choice, but remember the vegetables are the stars here. It’s the clean, fresh flavors of the vegetables themselves you’re hoping to highlight.

I’m losing my customers as Cliff and Sandy are downsizing and moving away, but they’ll still have the salad. It’s a recipe they have mastered along with some other versions we’re all fond of. Substitute the vegetables as you please.

  • Pasta Salad Primavera: Choose a small pasta such as farfalline, orzo or ditalini. While the pasta cooks sauté equal amounts of diced sweet onion, sweet bell pepper, carrots, celery and zucchini until just tender, seasoning with salt and pepper. In a small pot, cook frozen sweet peas with a little water and salt until just done, then drain. Drain the pasta and rinse with cold water. Combine the cooked vegetables with the pasta, equal parts red wine vinegar and olive oil, chopped fresh herbs (parsley, chives and/or dill) and salt and freshly ground pepper as needed. Taste and add extra vinegar and seasoning as needed. You can refrigerate the salad until ready to serve, but bring to room temperature before serving.
  • Black and White Bean Salad Primavera: Sauté equal amounts of diced sweet onion, sweet bell pepper, carrots, celery and zucchini until just tender, seasoning with salt and pepper. In a small pot, cook frozen sweet peas with a little water and salt until just done, then drain. Combine the cooked vegetables with the cooked black and white beans, equal parts red wine vinegar and olive oil, chopped fresh herbs (parsley, chives and/or dill) and salt and freshly ground pepper as needed. Taste and adjust seasonings as needed. You can refrigerate the salad until ready to serve, but bring to room temperature before serving.

And the one Primavera my family always eats (must be the cream and cheese . . . ):

  • Pasta Primavera: The classic, the granddaddy of all Primaveras. Steam small florets of broccoli and pieces of asparagus. Sauté sliced sweet onions, sweet bell peppers and julienned carrot with some salt and freshly ground pepper. You could add slices of zucchini, mushrooms, baby spinach and/or cooked peas—it’s up to you. Prepare fettuccine or the pasta of your choice. When the sautéed vegetables are ready, add the steamed broccoli and asparagus. Pour in heavy cream to almost cover the vegetables and add a healthy amount of Parmesan cheese. Let the mixture cook over medium heat for a few minutes until it starts to thicken. Mix with the drained pasta. Top with more freshly ground pepper and Parmesan and enjoy.

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

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Feeling Crafty?

 

FAKE FERNS for the patio urns in winter. Fake blooms anytime. Twig wreath bases I’m “sure” I can fashion into something more sophisticated than the standard offerings.

The craft chain Michaels holds the same allure as hardware stores (and stocks just about as many SKUs, some 30,000) and fabric stores. It’s the promise, the illusion perhaps, of possibility. And purchases at those places make me feel as if I’m accomplishing something.

But screws and battery-powered screwdrivers make me feel guilty when they sit there month after month unused. Those lengths of fabric? They’re never going to be a useful garment, and they taunt me, even when they’re hidden away in a closet.

But Michaels’ bits and pieces aren’t like that. The fake peony just looks springlike, forever. The tiny bunches of grapes die-cut from paper—little doodads to affix to the invites for the wine-tasting you’re going to host . . . someday—they sit politely in a drawer and get a fresh smile out of you (okay, me) every time you see them.

Michaels’ things simply aren’t demanding: They accept you as someone of unlimited potential, to be realized when you (yeah, me again) get around to it. The chain also has a very generous return policy, so when I don’t utilize all the things I bought for a project (like fluffing up the backyard for a mid-winter open house), I can take the unused stuff back.

Of course, I don’t recommend approaching the needlework aisles filled with yarn and embroidery floss. Those puppies are demanding. Don’t wander too close unless you’re of tougher mettle than I.

I’m thinking of the three Christmas-stocking needlepoint kits I bought, one after the next, each one easier than the one before but none of them easy enough. I bought the first when my niece, Carolyn, was pregnant with her first child. Amelia was born in March, surely enough time to make a Christmas stocking. She’s now 4, and no stocking (at least none from me). I’m not even pretending with her younger sister, Evie, now 2.

I’m also thinking of the small MyLittleBird pillows I designed based on our logo and had planned to present to my fellow LittleBirds as a surprise. Well, the surprise is that I haven’t finished a single one of them.

I can’t blame Michaels. I know enough now to stay away from the aisles that require real commitment. But the rest of the place? Disney World for the ever-hopeful. And that “place”? Make that 1,371 stores owned and operated by the Michaels Companies in 49 US states and Canada. That’s a lot of fake ferns. And die-cut paper bits. A world of endless possibility.

But remember to stay away from the knitting and needlepoint aisles. Just sayin’.

—Nancy McKeon

 

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Green Acre #97: Plants and Passover in North Carolina

A dazzle of gerbera daisies at the Raleigh, North Carolina, Farmers Market. I didn’t buy any, so I took their picture instead. / Photo by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

AMY IS THE Asian plant vendor we check in with each time we visit the Raleigh, North Carolina, Farmers Market, in this case last Saturday.

Can I say Asian? She may well have deeper American roots than I, despite the curious rice-paddy baggy pants and straw hat that swamp her tiny frame. Perhaps I should call her “Asian inspired.” Yes, that will do.

Amy loves My Prince. She pretty much ignores me. They chat. She strokes his arm, Oooh cashmere, she says, gazing up, way up, adoringly. She says he looks like a professor; I consider this code for he needs a haircut. But he’s happy.

She thinks I look like a professor, he preens.  The nuns stuck me in with the dummies in the fourth grade.

I didn’t say dummies, he did.

He does not observe “custody of the tongue”; it’s a phrase I picked up from Mary McCarthy or maybe Muriel Spark—whose book was it? Something about a nunnery. I’ve read it so many times, too. There’s something so appealing about convents, at times. The hush and chants and such. It’s on my fantasy getaway list along with a Swiss sanitarium where they wheel me out in a clean white bed, muffled in blankets, to stare at the Alps as I brave a lengthy recovery from something dramatic. The sanitarium has the advantage that I don’t have to do anything, like scrub floors, but I don’t expect the food is terribly good at either place. A drawback.

My Prince was unfamiliar with the phrase the first of many times I trotted it out when he went off the rails PC-wise. Such a nice way of saying shut up, I think. He’s always surprised at what Jews know about Catholics when Catholics know so little about Jews. Can I say that?

This is all neither here nor there.

We were in Raleigh for Passover. Baby did the Seder again this year, a heroic task I am thrilled to yield. She’s brilliant at it—chopped liver, matzo ball soup, brisket, apple sauce. From my mother’s recipes to me to her, it’s soul satisfying.  She went us one better, making her own matzo, for god’s sake, you should pardon the expression.

On Saturday we went plant shopping. From Amy we got vinca and creeping fig and some tall things to replace some unexpectedly deceased rosemary. I’ve forgotten the name already, but they’re quite charming, like a flock of ladybugs nesting among feathery branches.

While The Prince continued schmoozing with Amy, I snuck away to other vendors. She doesn’t offer everything we (meaning I) want, though she seems to think she has everything we need, so this has to be done surreptitiously. She’s easily offended.

One stand had Cuban Oregano, though it may be Mexican, with these large fat leaves and powerful flavor.

Another had potato vines. I always buy them, one centered in each of the window boxes; three upstairs and two down. By August they cascade down the front of the house, the bottoms of the plants on the upper boxes visible from the living room windows, the ones in the lower boxes spilling onto the porch floor.  I was thinking of growing them from actual potatoes this year—one can do this! But then I saw these sweet little numbers, a lovely acid green with the slimmest line of purple around the edges, and said: nah, easier to buy.

In any case, we didn’t buy much. Baby and her Personal Prince Pete have sold their house and are moving, in a few months, to a place that’s being built for them. In preparation for the sale of the house, the real estate agent  insisted that the three hydrangeas out front be replaced with evergreens. The hydrangeas were in bud, not bloom,  and looked spindly, deadish, I suppose, to anyone who doesn’t understand them.

It’s interesting, this real estate tidbit, that homes built in the last decade, quickly lose resale value. There’s always something newer and shinier coming out of the ground. Their house is three years old this summer, so time to move on.

As they’ve gotten into the development business, the new place will be more or less custom, a template design modified at the outset for their wants. One such is a rooftop deck with a view of the Raleigh skyline, such as it is. It is not Manhattan, but it’s nice enough, I suppose.  Pretty lights anyway.

So we hauled the hydrangeas home to Washington DC, two purple, one green, along with a jasmine and several other plants that didn’t make the real estate agent’s cut. In theory we’ll hold them until holes can be dug in their new yard. In practice they are ours. This is why we always tootle down with the truck, like hayseeds. Can I say that?

It’s lovely and rainy and cool today and tomorrow, perfect planting weather. Of course, there’s the possibility of a late frost, in which case we will toss blankets on everything.

In a few weeks I’ll buy some flower seeds, zinnias and cosmos and moonflowers and such, because I always do, though little ever comes of it, and maybe something else—fuchsia is always a fine thing for me to kill. But really, I’m done.

Yeah, I know, that’s what I always say.

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” shares her musings about plants and gardens and, goodness knows, other things every Thursday.

My Dinner With . . . Beans and Greens

Beans and greens galore. / Photo by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

THIS DINNER STARTED with a to-go lunch. On our way from Massachusetts back to Washington DC, my husband and I pulled into Jerry’s Gourmet and More in Englewood, New Jersey, to grab food for the road. Jerry’s is an amazing place: a deli, produce and gourmet store hidden in a small warehouse district under Route I-80 (for those who know the road!). If you can find Jerry’s, it’s a great place to stop for authentic Italian subs, a hunk of Parmesan and some prosciutto bread for the road.

It wasn’t a sandwich that caught my eye that day, it was the escarole and white beans. Escarole and beans is a classic Italian dish, but it was new to me. I had grown up a bean hater and so I came a little late to the beans-and-greens party. The combo was one of those culinary revelations that change the way you look at a food. Eating the dish on our way down the Jersey turnpike, I became smitten with barely wilted escarole mixed with soft cannellini beans and sweet slices of slivered garlic.

Back home, I set about mastering the dish, which luckily is easy to make at home. The escarole gets a quick dip in boiling water—30 seconds does it. Transfer the escarole to a colander and, when it cools, squeeze the excess water out. In a large sauté pan, cooked thinly sliced garlic with olive oil over medium-low heat to soften, but not brown, the garlic. Add the escarole, cooked cannellini beans, salt, pepper and some chicken broth if you have some on hand. Let the mixture cook together for about 10 to 15 minutes and it’s done. If it’s watery, up the heat for a few minutes to evaporate the excess liquid.

As I experimented, I branched out a little. I found I could:

  • Substitute kale or chard for the escarole.
  • A little lemon could add brightness, if I felt like it that day.
  • My husband is particularly found of the sausage version, where you brown Italian sausage meat before sautéing the garlic. Set the browned sausage meat aside and add back with the beans.
  • To make it a meal, mix with pasta or served with thick slices of garlic bread.
  • You can go Mexican with black beans and some chipotle en adobo
  • Or Mediterranean with chickpeas and spinach.

Good news is you can skip the drive to New Jersey and satisfy this craving at home.

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

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Green Acre #96: Plant Theft

Cheerful pink-and-white geraniums on display at Longwood Gardens, in Delaware. / Photo by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

I AM A THIEF.

I steal ideas . . . although I have been known to take a tiny pinch of a plant at a garden center—one that I know will easily root—and tuck it into a pocket. Most often I justify this by working up some umbrage over the price of the plant. How dare they, I say to myself, when all one does is stick this stem in water and in a week, maybe 10 days, it will take off and . . . really! 

It IS stealing, though, you know, I remind myself, even if it’s just the tiniest sprig—though it’s not as bad as heisting plants from neighbors’ yards. Minimalist sinning, I call it.

I once nearly got thrown out of England for picking flowers from a ramshackle garden. I was living in thoroughly unromantic Colchester for a month (don’t ask), in my early 20s, with Maureen and Peter (now there’s a story), and as usual Maureen and I were traipsing home a bit tipsy from the pub one night and began rummaging in this overgrown front yard for a clutch of daisies, when a female bobby—a bobbette?—collared us.

“Thieves,” she cried, or words to that effect.

When we babbled that the house appeared abandoned, our voices clearly exposed us as ugly Americans. The copper informed us that if we didn’t rap on the door of the elderly spinster who lived there and apologize first thing in the morning that we would be hastily exported or expeditiously expunged or somesuch.

Which we did, and the old lady forgave us, and all was well.

Wasn’t that dramatic? And wasn’t that the perfect way to handle a crime: We didn’t get shot, even once.

This is all neither here nor there, since now I confine myself (most of the time) to co-opting the notions of better gardeners.

I love scavenging thoughts from the U.S. Botanic GardenLongwood Gardens in Delaware, and the National Arboretum, and from just street walking. The Philadelphia Flower Show is always a favorite, though their plants are coaxed to bloom out of season, so you’ll see a riot of daffs among the roses, clearly unnatural, if a covetable performance.

Most lazily, plant catalogues are frequently inspirational. White Flower Farm, for instance, is a particular joy. It’s glossy, beautifully photographed and informative—if snortingly overpriced, in my considered opinion.

Why would one order from them, I ask you, when we’re surrounded by abundant nurseries where you can actually bend and sniff (and maybe pinch). I just don’t know. Perhaps it’s because they show plants in full, beautiful bloom, and you ooh and ahh and imagine them taking off for you, and then August comes and you’re scratching your head over a straggly dead mess.

I’m flipping through the spring edition of the catalogue now, purloining ideas for pots of this and that. Even this far on in my gardening life I make mistakes, so many mistakes. Maybe if, for once, I followed some direction . . . like not attempting zinnias under the cherry tree, as enticing as the mental picture is. I’ll coax them along, standing in the deep shade with a flashlight for an hour or two each morning, if necessary, and after a week I’ll prefer to go to the pool and that’s that.

White Flower Farm offers individual plants, but also collections, which you can buy, along with a pot, if you’re really lazy. For thieves like me, the notions are simply stimulating.

I’m taken with the Afternoon Tea collection, a froth of pink and purple, including dahlias, verbena and petunia. Five plants in all for $42.  The Butterfly Banquet is another pretty thing, five plants of verbena again and lantana and such, five for $49.

Plus pots that require 30 quarts of soil, and range in price from $47 to $89. Plus shipping, of course.

Tell me I can’t amass the same collections for $25 tops at some garden emporium this weekend. There are plenty of empty pots around here. I’ll steal the look, thank you.

Meanwhile, tomorrow my Prince and I are heading to Raleigh, North Carolina, for Passover and Easter with Baby and her Personal Prince Pete. The farmers market there is filled with so many mistakes just waiting to happen, like the white Bird of Paradise I bought last year that’s well on its way to 30 feet—I tend to impulse-buy and read the fine print after it’s too late.

Thank heavens it’s also cheap. I’ll let you know what trouble I’m in next week.

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” gets in all sorts of garden trouble. That’s why we like reading her Green Acre column every Thursday.

Norell: Elegant Then, Elegant Now

IF YOU SAW the movie Phantom Thread and swooned over the clothing (even as you were trying to figure out what on earth was going on); if you delighted in the 1950s outfits worn by Rachel Brosnahan in Amazon’s Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, now hear this: You’re ready for the Norman Norell exhibit at the Museum at FIT , at the Fashion Institute of Technology in Manhattan, which runs through mid-April.

We civilians don’t hear too much about the modern-day master born in 1900 as Norman David Levinson—or, as my late, great friend Madeleine called him, “my cousin,” though she never had the nerve to approach him for a fashion fix. But he’s among the 20th-century designers whose names cause fashion scholars to nod their heads and sometimes moan, audibly. Mainbocher and Charles James are two others who come quickly to mind.

Did you see all the craziness that hit the Gucci runway last month (models carrying severed heads, that sort of thing)? That’s so not this! This is clothing. Quiet clothing. Elegant, simple, impeccably tailored clothing. Expensive, yes, but arguably timeless too. There are two evening gowns in the FIT show that could be worn to a gala tonight without anyone guessing they were  designed in 1959 in one case, 1965 in the other. There’s an exquisitely simple wool-jersey shirtwaist dress with a killer silk-taffeta bow at the neck that first lady Melania Trump could rock at her next public event; even she would have to be told that it dated from the year after she was born.

The mother of a friend died in Washington DC some dozen years ago. On the upstairs landing of her mother’s stately brick home were racks of dresses, coats, furs, gowns. Some of them, my friend told me with a hint of awe in her voice, were by Norell, who died in 1972. But the dresses were size 16s and she feared no one would be able to use them. Really? Well, I hope some lucky woman did seize the opportunity, even if she had to alter them to fit. What treasure!

For the rest of us there’s the FIT exhibit, open through April 14, 2018.

—Nancy McKeon

Norell: Dean of American Fashion, The Museum at FIT, Seventh Avenue at 27th Street, New York, New York 10001; fitnyc.edu; closed Sundays and Mondays; open Tuesday-Friday noon-8pm, Saturdays 10am-5pm. Through Saturday, April 14, 2018.

My Dinner With . . . Chicken Soup

Spiced Chickpea, Spinach and Rice Chicken Soup. / Photo by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

FOR YEARS my older son played baseball and we were loyal fans even when the weather challenged that loyalty. The “spring“ season starts when it’s still cold enough for parkas in the stands and hot chocolate is the bestseller at the snack bar. When the games ended, we would rush home to thaw and eat. My antidote to the conditions: chicken soup.

Yes, this is one trick I got from my grandma and all the grandmas before her. Nana made her own soup and I like to make my own as well. I could describe the process and tell you how easy it is, but I’ll skip it. If you make your own soup (soup, broth or stock—there’s really no difference), good for you. Make the soup, cool it, freeze in serving-size containers and defrost as needed.

If you don’t make your own, I have quick trick for improving store-bought broth. In a medium-size pot place a few bone-in chicken thighs, some chopped carrots and celery, freshly ground pepper and a pinch of salt. Cover these with a low- or no-sodium prepared chicken broth. Bring the broth to a slow simmer and let the chicken thighs cook for 25 to 30 minutes until cooked through. Remove the thighs, pull the meat off the bones and add the meat back to the pot. There you go, 30-minute (or so) soup.

Even if you’ve made your own broth, you may want to cook the chicken thighs in your broth so you have some chicken meat to add. Once you have the soup base, with the chicken or not, you can start making it your own. Here are a few suggestions to take your soup to full meal status:

And the classic…

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

LittleBird “Stephanie Cooks” is a professional chef, but she’s a quick-and-dirty home cook too. Check out her dinner ideas here every Monday.

Green Acre #95: Spring Arrives . . .

THE SNOW is heaped upon the branches of the forsythia this morning, flowers glowing like yellow gold beneath a white blanket. Meanwhile, it’s cozy in my office, which feels like a tree house, the kwanzan cherry has grown that large. . . . 

This was to be our starter home. Now I think they’ll be carrying me out feet first—that’s the way it’s done, right?

When the Prince and I were house-hunting, we envied the big houses along Washington DCs East Capitol Street, imposing in height with plenty of floor space for yoga or whatnot. But they were selling for $10,000 more than this one and we had already stretched our budget by two grand. . . .  Can you believe there was such a time?  

But 1,100 square feet of living area was reasonably sized for two, plus there was a garage, basement, attic  and additional odds and ends of unfinished space—I’m thinking of the coal room under the front porch that, 35 years later, I still dream of turning into an office or wine cellar. I also thought that the garage might be a great studio, a place for my Feifferesque dances, all (imaginary) long limbs and dramatic swoons.

And then Baby came along and space became scrunched, or scrunchied, since those fabric-covered rubber bands were soon a ubiquitous home design element. (They have reappeared, in “fashion.”)

Now with Baby married to her Personal Prince Pete and moved on, we’re back to two, bumbling along trying to remember what it was we were doing together in the first place. Sometimes we recall, and it is quite nice. Sometimes we are astonishingly mismatched; he informed me the other day that AstroTurf is a brilliant idea for a front yard. We’re also, he says, getting too old for three-story houses. Snort.

That is all neither here nor there.

The house also came with gardens, front and rear. Just as this was to be the starter home, it was also the starter garden, and has always been considered such, by me anyway.

These were originally and definitely guy spaces, designed (if you want to call it that) by the previous resident, a short, chunky gent who left a gun behind in the attic and a Ken doll with hair glued on in an interesting area of his lower torso, if you catch my drift.

There was little here but dirt, a few weeds and a laundry line. A yucca grew in a corner, lethal-looking leaves slicing up, sending off panicles of white flowers that were instantly covered with ants. A twig we were told was an apricot tree was just starting. Miraculously, this was in a good position for a tree—though when it grew 30 feet and was covered with rotting fruit we realized it was a lousy choice for a small garden.

Always with the idea that this home was temporary, I gardened, picking fast-growing, pretty things, with pretty scents, not giving a hoot if they were appropriate for the space. Next year we’ll be gone, I said and said. I’m not sitting here for years watching a plant grow.    

Invasive was a good thing, I opined. Wisteria, ivy, honeysuckle, trumpet vines, climbing roses, massive things that quickly gobbled the fences, the garage roof, the back porch pillars. Flowers were boring but colorful—cleome, cosmos, begonias, impatiens.

In front we planted ivy and stuck in a couple of the aforesaid forsythias, a pink dogwood and the contents of a bag of bulbs ordered from American Express for $30 that still put on a show. Improve the soil? Why? Someone else can do that next year. In the meantime, it will all look swell.

And so another spring begins, and we’re still here. My Prince thinks the front garden needs an overhaul; he considers the mosquitoes that so enjoy the ivy to be a pestilence. The postal persons continue to tramp a path from our front walk to the neighbors’, leaving a sorry patch that if we had any sense would have been turned into a formal walk, stone lined, deliberate, long ago.  

We walk along, admiring nicely planned spaces where someone took the time to consider position and growth and soil composition and whatnot, looking forward to the eventual, which eventually arrived, as it tends to do.

Yet I live in vague hope that next year . . .  maybe I’ll teach a course in everything that can go wrong in the garden.

Meanwhile, the snow falls thick outside the window. My Prince plucked all the daffodils, which I decided were doomed. They’ll cheer the house for a day or two and then fade. I assume the vines will be just fine.   

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” checks in with us every week to let us know about the garden disaster du jour. 

 

Don’t Hold Your (Baby’s) Breath

Big news on the last page of House Beautiful’s April issue.

YOU HEARD IT here first—unless you’ve already gotten to the last page of the April issue of House Beautiful. (Hmmm, seems to me I’ve read this before. Anyway. . . ) Gypsophila, baby’s breath to most of us, is back. Not as a way to stretch the expensive blooms in a bouquet but on its own, as a big breathy explosion of little white fleurs. And on this snowy day, that’s not a bad explosion to think about.

—Nancy McKeon

My Dinner With . . . Tomatoes and Feta

Tomatoes and feta cheese can top a portion of nice mild fish . . . or chicken . . . or zucchini. / Photo by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

I’VE REACHED the point in the late winter/early spring when I have had enough of long-cooked food, deep rich sauces and just about everything braised. I long for fresh flavors, quick-cooked foods and brightness. In my house, that usually means time for tomatoes and feta, my favorite out-of-season fast track to light but full flavor.

Yes, I have to make concessions. The tomatoes I can get at this time of year aren’t perfect. That’s where my cooking method and the feta come in. the feta topping off a quickly made fresh tomato sauce. I peel, seed and dice the best tomatoes I can find, usually plum tomatoes or hot-house varieties. In a shallow sauté pan, chopped onions or garlic cook over low heat until softened. In go the diced tomatoes, salt and freshly ground pepper and enough white wine to barely cover the tomatoes. Over medium-high heat, let the mixture cook for 5 or 6 minutes. At this point I can add chopped fresh herbs, lemon zest or capers. Now I can make a bunch of different things:

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

LittleBird “Stephanie Cooks,” a Culinary Institute of America graduate, former Washington Post columnist and onetime Club Med baby chef, plants dinner ideas in our brains every Monday.

Green Acre #94: A Tale of Tail and Turf

The kitty was real but left the scene years ago. The “turf” is fake and just recently popped up. And Tallula, the grand-dog, still cares about what’s not there and not what is. Go figure. / iStock photo.

TALLULA IS SNIFFING a patch of desiccated ornamental grass inside a wrought-iron fence a block from Eastern Market in Washington DC’s Capitol Hill area. She does not move. Her nose is poked through the railing, her body tense, alert. Sniff, she goes, and raises her head as if savoring the scent of a fine Beaujolais. Sniff she goes again, nose twitching in the air.

“What is she doing,” My Prince asks, tugging at her leash.

She doesn’t move. Sniff, look up and savor, sniff again.

“It’s that cat,” I tell him.

“What cat?”

Grand-dog Tallula, a brindle Labrador retriever-Plott Hound mix, at ease at home. / Photo by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

“There was a cat in that yard once, maybe six years ago. She’s still looking for it.”

Damn cat. Where’s that damn cat? I know you’re around somewhere. Come out here so I can eat you, she’s saying. I speak dog. Or grand-dog, to be precise. Baby and her Personal Prince Pete are in Dublin, Ireland, for the week, a business conference of his. Meanwhile, we’re tending their brindle-colored, 60-pound Lab-Plott Hound mix.  

Tallula’s tail is sticking straight out, her body rigid, right paw curled under the way a Pointer does (she could be some of that too), nose twitching, zeroing in on her prey. I know you’re in there, dammit, she drools, ready to pounce. Here kitty kitty kitty.

Tallula Laplott is what I imagine to be her stripper name. (That’s an aside.)

Another patch of grass, a few blocks away, used to be a hangout for a particularly annoying squirrel. I don’t know why, out of all the squirrels in this squirrel-infested neighborhood, that particular squirrel so vexed Tallula. I didn’t speak dog at the time.

It’s now the site of a Trader Joe’s. Free water on an Astroturf-like platform does not make up for the loss of a spot that transported her to a state of such joyous apoplexy.

Speaking of Astroturf and other grass imitators, it appears that someone a few blocks away, on a tree-lined stretch of rather grand, tastefully restored homes smack in the middle of the historic Capitol Hill district, has replaced their front lawn with the stuff.

I wasn’t sure what I was seeing at first, but no one else has grass so perfect, a 15-by-20-foot expanse the jolly green springtime hue of fresh clover. It’s not sod, which would show some seams and certainly a little soil around the edges.

Tallula is not interested. Not worth squatting over, she sneezes, pulling me along.

“Wait!” I say. “Can this be so?”

The Prince bends down, tugging at a stiff blade that’s attached solidly to whatever the base is. “I’m not sure,” he says, looking befuddled and pointing to a patch mid-lawn that is shining a tad artificially in the sun. “But that looks like plastic.”

I give it a feel myself. “Plastic,” I say in wonder. It’s pretty artful, this stuff—the blades seem to be at slightly different heights, as if the mowing had been a bit imperfect, as mowing generally is.

On some less yup-scale blocks of the city, imitation grass is fairly common, but even then it is generally confined to the porch or porch steps. So the appearance of something so unashamedly fake replacing the entire lawn of a house on what is considered, in real estate speak, one of Capitol Hill’s premier residential boulevards, is startling.  

As you may possibly know by now, I love garden artifice—but am very particular about its use. This application of faux, however, exists outside any frame of reference I have. I feel like a dog looking for that damn cat: What am I not seeing?

And because I am human I realize I am not seeing grass because there is no grass.

Only plastic.*

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

*Don’t even try to find any deep meaning in this story. It’s not there.  

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” reports from the greenspaces, kitties and all, near her Washington DC home.

 

My Dinner With . . . Diced Asparagus

Asparagus, diced, with Parmesan cheese. Yum. / Photo by Stephanie Witt Sedgwick.

A WHOLE WORLD of vegetables was waiting for me when I arrived at cooking school. I hadn’t grown up with a big variety of vegetables. My father was a meat-and-potatoes guy who liked corn, tomatoes and salad—pretty much in that order. My mother’s repertoire strayed beyond my father’s faves only as far as string beans (steamed with butter) and zucchini (cooked into a cold soup). At cooking school, I quickly became a convert to Brussels sprouts, winter squash, green peas, leeks and more. And for a long time, asparagus was the living end to me, culinarily. My very first article as a fledging food writer was inspired by my near-obsession with the classic asparagus vinaigrette.

Years and many vegetables have come and gone. I still like asparagus, but it’s part of a rotation of many items I love. I felt I had, at least asparagus-wise, seen it all. A few weeks ago I was shopping at Wegmans,  where food sampling is part of the experience. That day they were pushing a roast-at-home asparagus and Parmesan cheese kit with basting oil. To make it easier for tasting, they had cut the roasted asparagus into small pieces, about ½- to ¾-inch long. It was such a little thing, but totally transformational. By cutting the asparagus into bite-size pieces, each piece was well seasoned with sweet and nutty Parmesan.

I am huge fan of flavorful food that is easy to make, especially if you can take the idea and apply it widely. This was one of those ideas. I don’t think Wegmans meant for us to cut up the asparagus, but it is nonetheless a great idea.

I could go on and on, but try it yourself. This is an easy-to-cook, easy-to-eat food that is full of simple big flavors. It is made with only a few ingredients and it takes 15 minutes to prepare—pretty near perfect in my world. I’m not abandoning grilled asparagus with lemon, or stir-fried asparagus with ginger, or my first love, asparagus vinaigrette, but I’ve got a new favorite.

—Stephanie Witt Sedgwick

 

Green Acre #93: While We’re Waiting

Pick up ranunculus at a garden center for a late-winter jolt. Or you can poke cut flowers into water holders and pop them into the garden for instant magic. / Photo by Stephanie Cavanaugh.

IT HAS BEEN a chilly, wet week following one so warm and sunny that naked legs were scampering about the sidewalks in shorts.

If anything’s predictable, it’s that early spring is unpredictable. Actually, it’s not even early spring yet—it’s still winter. Early spring begins on March 20, which is several weeks away, and even then it’s too early to put out most plants or start seeds directly in the garden.

It’s tempting, though, I know. And you’re forgiven for trying with the seeds at least—maybe this time you’ll get lucky, maybe this time they’ll sprout, maybe you’ll have a cheap thrill. Good luck with that.

Meanwhile, the sun beams, and every other day is warm enough to bask . . . while the rosemary died a miserable death in the window boxes along with the pansies you (meaning me) popped in last fall, and the ornamental cabbages have either sprouted or shriveled into nasty little clumps. Forgot to water them, eh?

I did.

Thankfully the garden centers are packed with replacements: pansies, of course, and anemones on tall stems that nod and smile, and hyacinth, which I prefer to plant minimally, since the scent can be a little overwhelming en masse but delightful if reduced to a whiff.

It’s too late to start tulips and daffodils (which are tiresome anyway after they bloom, all that straggly foliage flopped about waiting to wither). If you’re hungry for them (and the weather is chill, so they’ll last a few days) buy a few bunches at the market, stick them in those little plastic water holders, and poke them into the garden here and there. Same effect; no digging.

I’m not liking hellebores anymore. Thankfully, since they’re damned expensive even if they’re easy to divide and eventually, if you live long enough, will make an impressive display. For some reason, this spring they depress me. All those dusty, funereal colors when one longs for cheer. This is neither here nor there.

Forsythia also irritates me. It’s nice to see, somewhere other than my front yard where my pair, so thoughtlessly planted year one, put on this big-deal show for a couple of weeks in spring and then block the light from the peonies.

As always, I’m envying the fat, spring-blooming, candy-colored camellias and wondering why I’ve never bothered ripping out the forsythia for them. Somehow the expense in fall, when they might be planted and will do nothing for months, is off-putting, yet every spring or almost spring I kick myself.

Here I am again, kicking.

There are things you can safely do around now that might add some spring to your zing.

Mulch! This you can certainly do. It makes everything look fresh and neat. Make sure you smell it first: There’s a type that reeks and takes weeks before it’s tolerable. Feh. Consider black mulch: It makes any greenery pop. But don’t pile it too high: Tree roots can suffer if you do.

As I’ve repeatedly said, spray paint is your friend! Some of that miserable dead crap—the rosemary, the boxwood and other assorted evergreens that have somehow turned to brown frizzle—can achieve with a spritz some facsimile of health, rather like an undertaker’s makeup artist*, until it’s safe to bury and replace them. Which is, if you’re in Washington DC, around April 21. I know! It’s so far away!

To save your searching, Design Masters has a spray in a shade called Basil (also available in Spanish: Verde Albahaca) that is non-toxic and might not even kill the plant, if it’s just hiding and not actually dead yet, which happens.

Paint the front door. Paint the porch rockers. Pick colors that sing. For inspiration pick up an issue or two of House Beautiful: Every month they feature a section on paint colors, pairing them with shades that coordinate and contrast that stimulate the brain cells; like apple green or ballet slipper pink accenting charcoal gray. Delightful.

Paint the porch ceiling. A blue-green shade known in the south as “Haint Blue” repels restless spirits, if you happen to have that problem.  

Sand and repaint your railings.  Or, find someone else to do it—which I heartily recommend. You can drink while you watch.

Hide or disguise the trash cans, if you can’t stash them in the alley. And while you’re at it, disguise the pipes and meters and other eyesores, like phone lines. If you can’t tear them out, drape them with Spanish moss.

Like spray paint, Spanish moss is your friend.

—Stephanie Cavanaugh

LittleBird “Stephanie Gardens” reports from her backyard every Thursday.

 

*Have you ever Googled corpse cosmetology? I hadn’t until two minutes ago, but it seems to be quite the ripe subject.  At the Thechickandthedead.com,  for instance, there’s an article about the “glamorous world of funeral makeup.” If it had anything to do with gardens, I’d write about it.  Oh wait. I just did.

The Food’s Just a Footnote

HILLWOOD, the Washington DC estate of the late, great Marjorie Merriweather Post—she of more fancy china than Louis XIV, XV and certainly XVI—needed an excuse to break out the good stuff. So it invited half a dozen designers to show how that fussy old Sèvres and Lomonosov porcelain can be made to feel of-the-moment.

I fear the moment was sometime back in the early 1950s. Back then you might have glimpsed your grandmother or great-grandmother’s gold-rimmed Limoges-porcelain dishes at holiday dinners. (Otherwise it was Homer Laughlin’s  “Majestic” all the way, Fiesta ware if Granny was hip.) Sèvres and Imperial Porcelain were for the rich and cultured few.

Still are.

So the designers went to Hillwood and gussied up some tabletops, making reasoned arguments for mixing the “good stuff” with wild new touches to sound a contemporary note. Sob! Just when I put my gold frog placecard holders in storage. (No, that’s not a joke: You can find them at Bethesda Security Storage; don’t remember the unit number.)

The results are predictably over-the-top and delicious. But let’s be clear about one thing: Many, many people, especially the young people museums and manufacturers are trying to court, do not have any “good stuff.” How many times have I heard friends lament that their kids don’t want their dishes/furniture/linens, you name it? People in their 30s and even 40s are navigating an interior world determined by Pottery Barn and CB2. Some cute stuff, but not the message this museum exhibit wants to send.

Nonetheless, there’s wonderful eye candy to be savored at Hillwood, through June 10. It’s worth a visit to get an idea of how people, at least some people, used to live.

—Nancy McKeon

“The Artistic Table: Contemporary Tastemakers Present Inspired Table Settings,” at Hillwood Estate, Museum & Gardens at 4155 Linnean Avenue NW, Washington DC. Through June 10, 2018. Tickets are $18. For more information, go to hillwoodmuseum.org.