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By Valerie Monroe
If you’re interested in feeling happier about your appearance—especially as you age—you might like reading what she has to say about it. For more of her philosophical and practical advice, subscribe for free to How Not to F*ck Up Your Face at valeriemonroe.substack.com.
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I HAD a drink—a perfect negroni, very refreshing, even without booze—with a lovely beauty editor friend recently who suggested I might be interested in seeing how ChatGPT answered a beauty question in the style of HNTFUYF. This friend might be a little . . . mischievous. “Interested” doesn’t begin to cover my reaction. Here’s what was generated:
Ah, darling, when it comes to beauty, it’s all about embracing your unique essence and enhancing your natural radiance. Remember, skincare is the canvas upon which makeup artistry shines. Start with a nourishing cleanser to purify and hydrate your skin, followed by a lightweight moisturizer to lock in that dewy glow. For a touch of glamour, a swipe of your favorite lip color and a subtle blush can work wonders. But the real secret? Confidence and kindness are your most captivating accessories. Flaunt your inner beauty, and let it reflect in every smile you share with the world.
What kills me (besides the overwriting and misinformation) is the way the bot did capture the themes often talked about here even while accentuating clichés. But, darling? I remember one day at O, The Oprah Magazine, I shared a ride to an event with our editor-in-chief, a gracious (and quietly formidable) woman; for some reason I addressed her as “darling.” Mortified, I think I actually said, “What the f*ck was that?” before we moved on conversationally. My point: definitely not my style.
Except with M. I sometimes call her “my darling” or “my darling girl”—and though she’s reminded me I might refer to her as “my precious granddaughter,” she never objects. Were you ever anyone’s darling girl? I was, and it warms me still.
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Q: There was a study from Australia that reported that people who already had skin cancer and who took 1000 mgs of niacinamide (vitamin B3) every day prevented further skin cancers. BUT it can be very difficult to tolerate that much niacinamide. (500 mg gave me crazy heart palpitations.) I wonder what the truth really is. Is it worth suffering the side effects?
A: You may be tired of reading about sunscreen, but the subject continues to be an important one.
It’s especially important to yours truly, as I recently found a small basal cell skin cancer on my arm, which requires a MOHS surgery next month. (I had MOHS surgeryon my cheek eight years ago.) Though I’m familiar with the Australian study I think you’re naming, Dear Reader, and though I took niacinamide supplements myself for a while, I quit when I decided to winnow my supplement intake (to just calcium, vitamin D, and zinc). So I asked dermatologist and skin cancer specialist Orit Markowitz about taking niacinamide as a preventative for non-melanoma skin cancer.
“The literature about niacinamide isn’t robust,” she said, “but there’s no harm in taking a supplement if you can tolerate it.” The RDA for women over the age of 19 is around 14 mg—so 500-1,000 mg is a lot. The supplements can cause flushing and, according to the Mayo Clinic, rapid heartbeat, which suggests—along with the less-than-persuasive studies confirming effectiveness—that it might not be worth the possible benefit to you. Are you flush- and rapid heartbeat-free? Markowitz with a caveat: Taking the supplement is only harmful if prescribed as a substitute for sunscreen. It is not. So slather up, slather up, slather up.
